Friday, April 29, 2005 

Republicans Are Bitches, Episode 234,628,324,121,437

Willie Nelson, probably one of the top ten musicians in the history of American music, won't be getting a stretch of highway named after him in Texas thanks to two dipshit Republican state senators, Steve Ogden of Bryan and Jeff Wentworth of San Antonio.

Here's Steve's phone numbers: (979) 776-0521 in Bryan, Texas & (512) 463-0105 in Austin.

Here's Jeff's phone numbers: (210) 826-7800 in San Antonio & (512) 463-0125 in Austin.

 

Sweet Home Alabama

Alabama State Representative Gerald Allen wants to ban books by gay authors, or that feature gay characters. Is this the real world that I'm living in? I seriously think I'm being Punk'd.

 

Top Left Pixel

I really like this guy's photos.

Thursday, April 28, 2005 

I am the 242,608,696 richest person in the world.

I am in the top 4.04% richest people in the world.
There are 5,757,391,304 people poorer than me.

You can find out where you rank here.

 

The Worst Thing in the History of this Season

The Giants have had bad luck with closers since Rob Nen underwent elbow surgery a few years back. They actually used Matt "Nervous" Herges for their reliever for most of last year until they switched Dustin "Backstreet Boy Facial Hair" Hermanson from a semi-decent starter to a semi-decent closer. It seemed all that was going to change with the signing of Armando Benitez, who as a Marlin last season posted a 1.29!!! ERA last season. However, after not allowing a run in spring training, Benitez proceeded to get bitch slapped by the Dodgers in his third appearance as a Giant, allowing three runs in two-thirds of an inning. His ERA has been slowly declining since that monstrosity of an appearance, but his slider hasn't found it's slide and usually hangs over the plate or starts heading toward the stratosphere, but I figured something would snap and he'd find his stride.

Well, something snapped. Unfortunately it was two of the three tendons that attach Benitez's hamstring to his pelvis. Ouch. I seriously feel ill every time I think about that, probably has something to do with the fact that I watcched it happen on TV during the Giants hard-fought win against San Diego Tuesday night. Benitez was heading over to cover first base after JT Snow made a diving stop on a ground ball and SNAP, you could see it the instant it happened, just before Benitez got to first for the last out of the game.

 

Legoman

Nathan Sawaya builds art from logos. Some of the mosaics are cool.

Someone buy this for me:

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 

Huh?

www.huhcorp.com

We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool shit. We have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table. When you hire us for marketing and consulting projects, we spend lots of time sitting around the table having meetings.

Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, we'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time. When one of our new-age marketing gurus or design experts or consultants has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper.

We also have one of those dry-erase boards on the wall, and we take turns making flow-charts and brain-storming and talking about "injecting creativity into market positioning," and cool stuff like that.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 

Heart of Vision

Filmmaker and friend of Mesh Perry Hallinan is currently working on a documentary about the life of Hiroshima survivor Takashi Tanemori. His company's Web site can be visited here: http://www.heartattackvideo.com/.

 

The Spring Spectacular

Mesh making the local press:
Spring Spectacular Review in SFist

Spring Spectacular Preview in SFWeekly (Scroll down)

Spring Spectacular Photos

 

Attention Nerds!

Stars Wars the TV show.

Friday, April 22, 2005 

Colin Powell's Spine May Be Growing Back

Colin Powell has reportedly met with a couple of Senators to express reservations about U.N. Ambassador nominee John Bolton.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050422/ts_nm/bush_bolton_dc_31

Thursday, April 21, 2005 

www.ready.gov

Ready.gov has some funny pictures.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 

TomDelayisaFuckingDoucheBag.com

"Absolutely. We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That's just outrageous," DeLay told Fox News Radio on Tuesday. "And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous."

DeLay also has been criticized for his comments following Schiavo's death, which came despite Congress' passage of a law giving the federal courts jurisdiction to review her case. They declined to intervene.

"The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior," DeLay said in a statement.


Read the article here.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 

Former Nazi Elected Pope

Germany's Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected pope today. According to news reports he was a member of the Hitler Youth and fought for the Nazis against allied forces in WWII. Read more here. Ratzinger has said that he has atoned for those times and was repelled by Hitler.

Monday, April 18, 2005 

Rats

Students paid for tattling on peers

By Larry Copeland, USA TODAY

Last month's school shooting in Minnesota has stirred interest in organized "snitch" programs that pay students for telling on classmates who carry guns or drugs or violate school rules.

Last week in central Georgia, the Houston County school board became the state's first school district to enroll in the national Student CrimeStoppers program, started in 1983. Students can earn up to $500 for alerting school officials about firearms. They can get up to $100 for fingering classmates involved in vandalism, theft or drugs.

Another Georgia school, Model High School in Rome, said last week it implemented a program that pays students up to $100 for information about thefts, drugs or guns on school property. "It's not a reaction to anything that's happening on campus," says Tim Hensley, spokesman for the Floyd County schools. "It's a proactive attempt from the principal's standpoint."

"There's a balance here between creating a society of snitches and creating a sense of community responsibility," says Russ Skiba, professor of educational psychology at Indiana University in Bloomington.

Sunday, April 17, 2005 

Von Iva, Communiqué, D.O.D. = The Mesh Magazine Spring Spectacular

Saturday, April 23rd
The Mesh Magazine Spring Spectacular!

Von Iva
Communiqué
D.O.D.
DJs Jet Set James & Jenny Fake
9PM-2AM
18+/$8
The Rickshaw Stop
155 Fell between Van Ness & Franklin

Fresh off the cover of Mesh, the release of the their debut EP and a show at South by Southwest, Von Iva is set to take the Rickshaw Stop by storm as the headliners for Mesh Magazine’s Spring Spectacular. Joining San Francisco’s soul-shakin’ ladies is Oakland’s Communiqué, whose debut album, Poison Arrows, on Lookout Records received rave reviews all over the indie press. Opening up the bill is the hot young stars of D.O.D., the North Bay’s latest addition to dance rock scene.

Spinning records all night long are two of San Francisco’s best DJs, Jet Set James from Leisure, the City’s biggest mod and Britpop night, and Jenny Fake, who’s spun records for the fashionistas and fashionistos at clubs like the Arrow and the Rickshaw Stop.

San Francisco’s Mesh Magazine is a free, bimonthly publication started in 2003 that covers cutting edge and underground music, art, fashion, film and more. The content is heavily focused on the Bay Area with a local artist creating the cover of each issue by painting or drawing a local musician or band featured in the issue. Mesh is available at hundreds of businesses throughout San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, San Jose, Sacramento, Chico and Davis with limited distribution in Hollywood, Portland, Olympia and Seattle.

 

The Yes Men

I pretty much dropped out of following politics after last November's election. The fact that this president could be reelected was absolutely stupefying. The city of San Francisco seemed like it had been hit by a bomb. People walked around in a daze and I was one of them. Intellectuals like to think that reason will eventually prevail, and maybe it will, but in that election it obviously did not. I couldn't read the newspaper for weeks (although even our president has said he doesn't read any newspapers)--it was just too depressing. Thinking about politics, and the state of the world at large, has just been too much, especially while dealing with the daily difficulties of life.
Protests don't work; countering the right's organization with leftist 527s doesn't work; voting doesn't work; it doesn't seem to matter what the left does, we're going to lose to the shouting monkeys on Fox News.
My roommate rented a DVD yesterday called The Yes Men and we watched it yesterday. It's about a group of people that set up a Web site, www.gatt.org, that looked a lot like the World Trade Organization's Web site. GATT stands for the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade that allows U.S. and multinational corporations to send American jobs overseas (and across the border to Mexico) to third world workers who work in often squalid conditions usually without healthcare, the 8-hour work week or a living wage.
The Yes Men is Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, two pranksters with purpose. Bichlbaum was a software designer for the Sim City games in the '90s when he made the male characters run around and make out with each other. Bonnano was behind a well publicized prank that switched the voiceboxes of Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes, snuck them back into stores and were eventually sold to the unwitting public as a commentary on culturally created gender roles. The G.I. Joes would say things like "Let's go shopping" and the Barbies would talk about dead men telling no tales.
The two began receiving e-mails from corporate organizations asking for a speaker from the WTO to present lectures at business conferences and to appear on television news shows. So they did.
Bichlbaum appeared on CNBC in Europe as a representative of the WTO and took on an anti-globalization lecturer, encouraging the education of children on the ideas of conservative economist Milton Friedman instead of Trotsky and Abby Hoffman. He made points that the corporate world would most likely agree with, yet said things much more bluntly.
This continued at a lecture in Finland that the two attended. Bichlbaum was to give a speech on the future of textiles. He spoke about slavery, but called it involuntary labor, and said that the North should never have attacked the South in The Civil War because slavery would have been made irrelevant by the free market anyway. He pointed out that the costs of maintaining a slave in the United States in present days would be far more expensive than using workers in third world countries. At the end of the lecture Bonnano ripped off Bichlbaum's three-piece suit to reveal the WTO's management leisure suit prototype made of gold pleather and featuring a inflatable phallus with a television screen. From the screen the manager could view his sweatshops in foreign worlds and control workers through electrical devices implanted in workers. All this was met with applause from the audience and they were invited to a VIP reception later at the conference, were written about in newspapers who also believed they were from the WTO. Later stunts involved a lecture on a joint WTO/McDonald's human waste recycling program to end starvation in third world countries and a lecture in Australia on the dismantling of the WTO in its current form into a humanitarian organization.
What was encouraging about the last two stunts were that the economics students who were presented with the human waste recycling were outraged that the WTO would only focus on profits and not people and that the corporate accountants were glad to hear that the WTO would be restructuring itself to eliminate wealth disparity between the richest and poorest countries. Maybe people are reasonable after all. Maybe, if in some way people can be presented with the facts, can critically listen to the shouting monkeys, maybe things can change.

Friday, April 15, 2005 

Wesley Willis, Now More Than Ever: The Hipster Mullet

What is up with all these kids rockin' mullets all of a sudden? That shit looks awful. There was a guy in Chico when I was there like 6 years ago with a hipster mullet. It was cool then, when it was only him. 98 percent of men and women have them in San Francisco. Now stop.

"Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole." -Wesley Willis

Ladies, if you really want to look like this guy, please grow the mustache as well.

 

Of Mustaches and Giant Testicles

In another impressive display of President Bush's "I don't give a shit about anything" method of operation he nominated Undersecretary of State John Bolton for ambassador to the United Nations. Here's a quote from Bolton, "There's no such thing as the United Nations. If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn't make a bit of difference." President Bush's balls are reportedly so big they're building a new wing of the White House specifically for them. Senate Democrats yesterday delayed a vote on his confirmation, hoping to sway a Republican senator.



If anyone can tell me what the fuck that is on his head, I'll let you in the April 23rd Mesh Party for free.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005 

Tonight's Mesh Mix Playlist

Aislers Set “Way to Market Station” The Last Match Omnibus Records

Bis “The End Starts Today” Return To Central Spin Art

Rykarda Parasol “Lullaby for Blacktail” Here She Comes EP Blood of the Young Records

Communique “The Best Lies” Poison Arrows Lookout Records

Von Iva “Feel It” Self-Titled EP Cochon Records

Communique “Evaporate” Poison Arrows Lookout Records

Von Iva “Soulshaker” Self-Titled EP Cochon Records

Darediablo “Twenty Paces” Twenty Paces Southern Records

Magneta Lane “Mare of the Night” Ugly Socialite Paper Bag Records

The Pogues “Bottle of Smoke” If I Should Fall From Grace With God Island Records

Kill Me Tomorrow “Skin's Getting Weird” Skin's Getting Weird EP GSL

Mogwai “Ratts of the Capital” Happy Songs For Happy People Matador

Drive Like Jehu “Bullet Train to Vegas” Yank Crime Swami Records

Citizens Here and Abroad “” Ghosts of Tables and Chairs Omnibus Records

Tuesday, April 05, 2005 

Biters.

In addition to my roommate tryin' to front like she invented the nicknames Edgardo Elfatso and J.T. Slow* (which I invented), last night the Daily Show bit on my idea for the new Pope reality show, Pope Idol. And then there's some dude in Salt Lake City trying to claim that we stole the idea for our magazine from his blog. Nonsense.

*Edgardo is one of my favorite Giants, and J.T. is good too.

 

Pile on the Special Sauce

McDonald's Wants You to Fuck Its Sandwiches.

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