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Thursday, December 16, 2004 

Your 2005 San Francisco Giants, Qualifying for the Senior Discount at Denny's

With the additions of Mike Matheny, Omar Vizquel and Armando Benitez, the median age of Giants players is 74 years old. Seriously, I've watched these old guys in Giants uniforms collapse toward the end of the last two seasons. Please sign some youngins... Carlos Beltran please. Or let them bring oxygen tanks onto the field.



Mike Matheny, relaxing after signing with the Giants.

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