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Monday, October 25, 2004 

Ashlee Simpson - Saturday Night Live


First of all it's Ashley, not Ashlee, bitch. Second of all, everyone knows you're fucking lipsynching, just admit it. Thirdly, don't blame your fucking band for your sorry ass voice. These guys are a bunch of tools, but if they let her get away with saying, "My band started playing the wrong song, and I didn't know what to do..." they are a bunch of wankers as well. Of course if they say anything, they'll just find some other tools, give them mohawks and make them the new Ashlee Simpson backing band.

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