Quentin Tarantino Scores Sofia Coppola
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In a stunning victory for ugly, obnoxious white guys who talk really fast, Quentin Tarantino has somehow managed to score Sofia Coppola. After her break-up with the somewhat introspective Spike Jonze, she must have hit her head on something hard. The couple share the same publicist, Bumble Ward, who confirmed reports of a romance.
Let's hope they get together and make a movie with no plot where everyone gets killed. I like both of them as directors, but it's almost like Sam Peckinpah getting together with whoever directed Beaches. Or something.
