Kamikaze Pigeons
The BBC is reporting that the British government considered using kamikaze pigeons to fly into enemy targets carrying biological or explosive weapons. If they bring this idea back, they should recruit the pigeons that have moved onto my building. My roommate has been engaging in battles with them for the past couple months, and she ain't winning. Chicken wire, nails... doesn't matter, they're unstoppable. I think we should get a mountain lion to patrol along the ledges.
don't forget yr roommate has also
- thrown pennies at them
- splashed water in one of their faces
- put her hand through a glass window
- painted the ledges with vaseline
Posted by Anonymous | 10:22 AM