Hater Tuesday By Lydia Popovich
Thursday, November 16th, 2006
You so fucking missed me. I know you did. Enjoy the hate fuckers.
Moving: Moving fucking sucks. No way around it. I don’t care if you hire movers or haul all your shit yourself, it still sucks. It sucks most when you live with other fools who are moving too. Shit gets all unorganized and everything is in various states of packed. For example, you can leave the house one morning and you have shit like spoons and forks. You peace out to work, then you come home later and all that is left in the drawer are those butter knives that are all fucked up from that one time you did hot knife hits of hash after watching too many episodes of Trailer Park Boys. It’s late, you’re starving, standing in the kitchen with that leftover container of chow mein and no fucking fork to use. So, you end up using a big ass mixing spoon and the shit goes all bad…noodles all on the floor and your brand new Chucks. You stand there staring at the chow mein thinking, “Fuck I really want to eat this” so you go all Ethiopian on that bitch. Then some one comes home and finds you two fingers deep into a tub of chow mein just in time to remind you that there are some plastic forks left in the pantry from that BBQ that one time, and you feel like an asshole. (more…)
