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The AntiChrist is Coming… And It’s Twins

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Nancy Grace Twins

Nancy Grace is having two babies. She is also secretly married. Ewww.

Not to be a bastard, but…

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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boo-fucking-hoo.

Hillary Clinton is a Douchebag

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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Hillary Clinton was asked on ABC News today if she agreed with General Peter Pace that homosexuality is immoral, to which she responded, “Well I’m going to leave that to others to conclude. I’m very proud of the gays and lesbians I know who perform work that is essential to our country, who want to serve their country and I want make sure they can.”

So, she’s very proud of the gays and lesbians she knows, but can’t decide if, by their nature, they are immoral or not?

My Final Post On Kenneth Eng

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, many people out there have dug up a bunch of rambling insanity from our good friend Kenneth Eng including this nugget from Eng’s Amazon blog:

I don’t know about you, but I masturbate all the time. It’s not going to affect me in any way, aside from making me need to take baths more often. 

that Wired included in this post on Eng’s bizarre behavior. They also point to some of Eng’s writings that talk about how he almost never leaves his house. Hmmm, intellectual superiority, almost never leaves his house? I think Eng may be the Zodiac. I found the Wired link via Awww Damn’s post on Eng’s dragon literature. I’m too busy dying from some sort of evil sore throat/fever/night sweats virus to write much more, it’s time for my twelfth nap of the day.

Kenneth Eng in AsianWeek: Why He Hates Blacks

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

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Kenneth Eng

AsianWeek, published by the Fang family, who did their best to run The Examiner into the ground, bills itself as the “Voice of Asian America”. I think most Asian Americans would find it surprising to learn that they hate black people as AsianWeek’s Kenneth Eng does. Eng, perhaps taking a cue from Timmy Hardaway, just comes right out with it in a column, creatively titled, “Why I Hate Blacks”. Above is the actual graphic that goes with this moron’s column. What’s amazing to me is not that Eng wrote this column, but that apparently the editors of AsianWeek thought that it would be a-okay to publish it. AsianWeek took this column off of its Web site, though not his previous columns “Proof That Whites Inherently Us” and “Why I Hate Asians”, but don’t worry, we’ve got it for you below after the jump.

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