The Mesh Monday Sports Wrap Up: Gatorade Will Destroy Your Teeth
According to researchers at the University of Iowa, Gatorade, one of the greatest inventions in the history of hangover remedies, destroys your teeth faster than Coke or Red Bull. How many national championships have you won recently, Iowa? Haters.
Also, having not watched a full NBA game all year, I am proud to announce that I have officially jumped on the Warriors bandwagon. Last night’s victory against top seeded Dallas, was extremely exciting, with Baron Davis on fire, just like the last time I watched a Warriors game about two years ago. Warriors, your tickets are too expensive, and your uniforms look ridiculous–please just wear The City jerseys year round.
And, wrapping up this week’s Sports, um Wrap, the Giants are on fire, winning their fifth in a row, on a three-hitter from young phenom Matt Cain, and a home run from Barry Bonds. Other than Bonds, the Giants hitting has been pathetic this season, but the starting pitching has been unbelievable, posting a 2.81 ERA so far this season. In addition, they’ve got a 22-year-old right hander at AAA Fresno who’s got a 100-mph fastball, hasn’t allowed a run and has struck out 28 in 18 innings, Tim Lincecum, who could be called up if Matt Morriss or Russ Ortiz tank.
Apparently, San Jose’s ice skating team is doing really well also, but I don’t live in Canada, so I don’t really know about that.
